May 2013
146 posts
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
echte:
i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
janeyoucrazy:
if you don’t come home and immediately either take off your pants or change into pyjamas then i’m sorry but you’re living life wrong
gerbertmccracken:
it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am
deceptiboobies:
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
dieindries:
dont let a white girl in uggs tell you shit
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
sorry i was late for class the paparazzi stopped me in the hallway for a quick interview
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
fulllmetal:
im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
magicconchshell:
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
badk4rma:
if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
substiel:
Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
asphyxion:
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
glitterweave:
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
